Lose Lose Sex Situation...

My mate Joey says this happened to him but he might have just got it by email…

He was in bed with his girlfriend and things get steamy, then she stops it all of a sardine and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
Joey said "Sorry??!! What are you on about?!"
So she answers in true chick style... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She followed that up by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, he went to sleep.

The next day he took the day off work to spend some QT with her. They went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. He walked around with her while she tried on numerous very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so he told her we'd just get them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so he said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She must have thought he was one wave short of a shipwreck. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." He replied, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
He replied, "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill him, he added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

I don’t think he’ll get sex tonight either…