So right here on this very site you have read about sports, drinking and the art of quoting. (quoting usually about the first 2 categories) This post has all three in one. This could be likened to a threesome of blogging pleasure. If it is your first online ménage du trios…read on and enjoy. It is a pleasure.
Exhibit A: Drinking
Meet Kyle Orton. Obviously drunk, and slightly rude, Kyle is barside ready to mouth another mammoth order. Please note the petite blonde girl looking to get close to the action and the guy in the baby blue (fag) shirt gawking at Kyle's imposing presence!
Exhibit B: Quoting
Kyle Orton standing on a barcounter armed with bottle of Jim (when you know him like Kyle) with a huge spillage stain down his shirt front, and deftly holding not one but two plastic cups. Read: Fuck I drink a lot and have skills...
Exhibit C: Sport
This is Kyle Orton’s day job. At 6 ft 4 and 223 pounds this fake Babagodouche is no. 18 the first rookie to start the opening game of the season for the Chicago Bears at quater-back. This means he is a famous sporting celebrity in Chicago. He is huge, think Brandon Jack wondering the corridors of Benoni High School, albeit sans the sporting talent.
The Bears had a bye this weekend but in season regulations on drinking in Chicago seem fairly relaxed… At least he doesn’t get Ferguson drunk and take his clothes off…
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