My Monday Minka Wife...

Since you are all part of my life, I find it suitable to introduce you to another part of my life. A big part. Rockstars and showstoppers, may I introduce you to my wife...

I have it on good authority that The Good Lord needs much energy to create perfect beings and usually relies on harnessing fossil fuels to find the energy to create perfect beings. In my case, The Good Lord raped the Welsh countryside of coal to create me.

In Minka's case, lets just say the Sahara desert used to be lusher than the amazon...

My In-Laws will end up being an Aerosmith front member and a Las Vegas 'show' girl but all 4 of her in-laws are fairly quirky so I guess it's even..

The invite is in the post...