Shock horror. Something awful is going on at our own piece of pristine wonderland. It appears a thick tar like substance is trickling out of a pipe onto Clifton 2 (a close cousin of rockstar beach) but thankfully 2nd - as the locals throw it around - is enough of a distant cousin of rockstar beach, for RSB to be untainted and still in pristine condition.
Authorities are perplexed as to what the substance is exactly. Last time there was copious amounts of red ooze all over clifton summers of 02 through to 07 authorities suspected it was somehow linked to the red bait phenomenon but further investigation found it the be the blood of any touch team that stood in the way of Rockstar crowning glory as team of the season.
Authorities have ruled out black bait as that doesn´t exist but some are speculating that Puke Watson bought an apartment in C2, and while he eats his spaghetti bolognaise alone, and did his laundry alone, he drank a bottle of black sambuca only to try numb the pain at not being a viable line-out option...
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