Hey brew...

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
organizations retire to the bar at the end of the day.

Pity they didn´t buy six packs...

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: 'In Australia, we make the
best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate.'

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: 'In the States, we brew the king
of them all - gimme a Bud.'

Argentina: Cold Aquila, very hot...weather..!

Hans steps up next: 'In Germany ve invented beer. Give me un Helles, ze
REAL King of beers..'

Grolsch: all about the top...when its off..!

Jan, chief executive of Grolsch, follows by stating that Grolsch is the
ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of foam on top.

Like millers needs promoting..?

Norman, chairman of SAB, is next: 'Barman, give me a diet Coke with ice
and lemon please.'

The other four stare at him in stunned silence, then Bruce asks: 'Aren't
you going to have a Castle, Norm?'

Norman replies 'Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, then neither am
I.'