Monday Night Lights...

Of course, you thought the whole Hull 4 - London 0 thing was just a coincidence. As it turns out, we here at Rockstar have a surefire way to predict the future based on pop culture.

Just take yesterday for example. While you were sleeping the New England Patriots (last years 18 - 0 regular season) managed to thrash the Denver Broncos with QB1 throwing 3 TDs. Not surprising. Except that - they're one Tom "Achilles" Brady short. Brady, who played more consecutive games than any quaterback in history pulled out at the start of the season with a foot injury.

QB1

In slots Matt Cassell, who's played, oh, about 23 seconds of actual game-time footvall since High School. Matt played behind Heismann Trophy winner Matt Leinart for his entire varsity career and and then managed to get drafted just behind 2-time MVP Brady - that's a lot of bench-warming.

If you cast your mind back to those heady days of early FNL you might remember All-Star QB1 J Street picking up an injury and being replaced by 3rd string QB Matt Saracen. That's right. Matt Cassel is Matt Saracen.

Matt "Saracen" Cassell - taking it easy

I know. It's a lot to take in. All that's important for you to know now is that Giselle Bundchen is going to be sleeping with Tim Riggins in about 2 weeks time. Oh, and bet on the Panthers/Patriots to win the SuperBowl this year.

Gisele. That's for free.

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