Saturday, October 25, 2008

International Affairs...

This Sunday sees an NFL match up cross the Atlantic to play the second in season game ever outside of American soil, and we are sending our own Rockstar correspondent.

Last year saw the Giants and the Dolphins meet in a Wembly Stadium bore fest as the driving rain and soggy grass got the better of the cushy american ball players who are accustomed to hard fast astro hybrid surfaces and dry closed stadiums. However, the game did pull 81 000 people and tomorrows game is another sell out. Giants won that 13-10 and did go on to win the Superbowl so maybe there is something going on here.

Thicker coats for colder climates...

The spectators are up for an attacking clash as New Orleans Saints play the San Diego Chargers. The Saints have the no 1 offensive for passing yards and overall yards, but alas are without boy wonder Reggie Bush. Bush had near surgery after a tear last weekend and is out for a month. You want something special, search Reggie Bush on youtube, it is stupid.



The Chargers have scored more than 28 point in 4 of their 7 games so far this season and are also an attacking dream. They have running back legend LaDainian Tomlinson in their attack arsenal and even though he is hacking this season with a toe injury he is sure to get the cow bells ringing.



For the occasion we have commissioned our London correspondent and international man of mystery (its a mystery how he holds a job at a top investing firm) to fly the rockstar flag at the game. Looking at his history at intervarsity clashes don´t be surprised if you see a blue and white overall clad gentleman asking yellow bibbed London bobbys if they know who the fuck he is, whilst wildly brandishing a bell bottle of crackling at the would be law enforcement officers.

Since he earns pounds we can pay him in nothing but promises to try protect his sister´s virginity, or at least take it rather than let it fall to a 3rd year IS major.

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