High-giene...

I am struggling to over come the 4th step in my recidivist pattern of addiction and I promise you it is not easy. However, I am trying to be a 'better' person and tone down the spiteful nasty thing but alas moments like these make it so impossible...


I am not the biggest fan of the 'The Opium' Group (vomit) as working for them was one of the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life. The racist bunch of coked up assholes are utter idiots and have a collective IQ that wouldn't threaten surpassing Tiger Woods' highest single round golf score. And by collective I mean the accumulation of ALL of their IQs.

Father of chucky? The shaved red mango doing nothing for the IQ aggregate...

Moving swiftly along though, this story is totally impartial and not hinged on the fact that going for a cocktail at Opium Camps Bay is akin in throat-slitting potential to the Grey's Anatomy soundtrack. If the bad service, terrible cocktails or thumping techno-house (?) beats don't kill you, you will certainly consider taking your own life...

On Sunday afternoon the little side street that corners Opium CB and the Camps Bay strip was a hive of police activity. Police cars, vans, ER24 paramedics and a very cool 'unmarked' tinted window hatch-back that had flashing lights. A variety of conclusions could plausibly come to mind.

- Smart dressed 'Smiley'-looking man resembling a Pakistani fast bowler caught unloading 10kgs of Columbia's finest in the back room.
- Patron suicide.
- The inevitable arrival of the Asset Forfeiture Unit investigating the tax avoiding owner.
- Bathroom rape?

However, these very possibly speculations were not the reason behind the pile of police personnel! The real story?:

A drain was blocked and overflowing so they called a plumber in to sort the job out. (Opium being full of shit should also have been on the possible explanation list) The plumber located the blockage and opened up that pipe section to flush it out. What was behind pipe number 1?

A dead baby.


Yes I am being serious. A dead newborn baby was found in the drains of Opium Beach Bar.