Patient Who..?

Sick guy: Hi, I need...I would like to see a doctor?

Pretty Receptionist: Okay sir, what is wrong with you?

- pause...

Sick guy: I was hoping the doctor would be able to tell me..?




Receptionist: mmm...may I have your patient card, sir!

Sick guy: Patient card? I don't have a patient card, what patient card?

- pause...

Haughty Receptionist: I am sorry sir, but we only admit patients with valid patient cards.

Sick guy: But this is my first time here...

Bitchy Receptionist: Sorry sir. it's policy. If you don't have a patient card I cannot permit you to see a doctor.

Sick guy: Well then how do I get a bloddy patient card...?

Dumb Receptionist: You have to see a doctor first sir.

Sick guy: Great!