This revered title was beginning to be so entrenched with the incumbent holder that it was starting to look like a Nadoes internal league record or that of the famous Kulula Dragons dynasty of yesteryear for that matter. After all, young Dave Champion of the World was repeating his feat so often he threatens making it almost ordinary.
Anyway Dboy, stand down champ, we have a brand new awardee from a surprising origin. Before the rockstar of the moment does a victory lap and collects his trophy (with cheese, onion, tomato, mayonnaise, that killer green sauce and hold the BBQ) some background needs to be established.
Basically he was unceremoniously dumped out of a relationship by a certain female. No surprise, she came running back protesting she had seen how badly she had erred in her decision and back he went. He then ended it with her. Nice touch, probably a little insensitive but nice way to slap a big black stamp of authority on your upper hand. (I love mixed metaphors) 
So some time passes and he ends up coming right with another girl (as rockstars do) in the same night club that the ex is in. He has no reason to hide his knew found freedom so he unashamedly doesn’t try to do so. Here comes the short of the story. A female friend of the ex comes over points out his insensitivity (I googled it, it does exist) and tells him to stop shoving it in the ex’s face.
The next morning he realizes his previous nights antics were possibly met with a degree of distain so he sends an apologetic, good guy sms admitting he was out of line and his repentance for being so. Here is the spicy part, her reply:
“Not good enough.u never were good enough for me and last night proved that.i hope u feel like an absolute idiot cause that’s how u looked.u r pathetic,childish,and need to get a life.i am so glad i am no longer a part of your limited,aimless,thoughtless,emotionless ways.i am so much better off without u.last night I was embarrassed to even say i had once kissed you.sort yourself out or you will never get anywhere.i’m serious.”
I could elaborate on her bitterness and haughtiness or berate her poor command of the English language but the real reason he gets the award is because of his priceless reply:
“you must still be in lashed for me…”
Start running Pig, we want 2 victory laps…
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