Monday, August 21, 2006

Things that make the world go round...

Up until very recently I wasn’t familiar with the name Lily Allen. My position in this regard was altered over the weekend when her name came up during the ‘celeb gossip’ insert on the radio news. It turned out young Lily is not shy to pass judgement on famous people and to do so public.

--------------------Drinking like a bergie and pregnant tops accentuates women!


The news spot was about how Ms Allen had spoken out about the onstage antics of the girl group ‘The Pussycat Dolls’. We here at Rockstar embraces the idea that everyone is entitled to their own opinion but sometimes we also embrace the opportunity to platform our own opinion on those held by others.

Allen had this to say. ‘They [the PCDs] are bad role models for young girls as they project the image that girls must be skinny, must wear revealing clothes, they never say anything of value and that womanising is acceptable’.

As pointed out, Lily, you are entitled to your opinion and we can’t take it away from you. We would like to point out however that skinny girls wearing revealing outfits could very possibly be one of the geophysical reasons that the earth rotates on an axis and would a stop to such behaviour would make our geoid home stationary and the abruptness of such a stop would probably fling us off the surface so far that people admiring skinny girls in revealing bikinis in Croatia would end up lying face down in a lunar crater.


As for the womanising part, this is simply a reaction to skinny chicks in very little attire and such attention is necessary to invite aforementioned scantily clad women to continue dressing like so, hence perpetuating the motion of the earth.

As for purporting the idea that women don’t say anything of value! We agree that they should stop perpetuating such a stigma if you do to…

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