Every story has a moral...

Joey was happy. He had been dating his girlfriend for over a year, and so, they decided to get married. His parents helped them in every way, his friends encouraged him, and his girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering Joey, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. His prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, dressed provocatively and was quite a flirt. She was also very good looking...


One day little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. He was surprised to find her home alone. She told him of her attraction to him and propositioned him. He was flabbergasted. She rationalized that it would be okay before the marriage while everyone was still single and that they could not do it after he married her sister. He was so stunned he didn't know what to say. She went up the stairs to her bedroom and said if he didn't follow her, that she would understand. Holy crap. He stood there in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. Then he immediately turned and went straight to the front door.

Joey opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight towards his car. His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged him and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!