We'll always have Paris ...

Paris on an off-day

After slipping somewhat from favour, the prodigal Paris Hilton has returned. After her atrocious decision to wed a decidely un-rockstarish Paris Latsis (he may be the heir to shipping fortune, but hey, money isn't everything) she has decided to call off the engagement.

femalefirst.co.uk claims "the sexy socialite was left fuming when she threw a lavish party several weeks ago to celebrate their upcoming nuptials - only to discover her handsome (he's no 9 -rockstar) lover hadn't told his wealthy Greek parents about their engagement."

Paris, fear not, should you decide to bestow your heavenly gifts upon any of us mere (although almost perfect) mortals at rockstar, we promise to tell out parents, and our friends, the guy who cuts our lawn, and quite possibly the entire world (possibly withsome form of photographic evidence).

Two words. Fuck yeah.