Sexual Offence Registry...

The Sexual Offence Act of godknowswhen cites in s 15 that it is illegal to have sex with an idiot or an imbecile. Tricky for some I guess, especially if you're an idiot yourself and a big fan of onanism. However, I am pretty sure duress is a complete defence to statutory liability.

This has very little to do with the intro above, except maybe the part about sex, duress and statu(t)es...

How you doing?

You smell great!

You feel really great...

Statutory rape?