Today is my favourite almost public holiday, National Cleavage Day. Here's wishing all of you a very happy one with uplifted...spirits. My first memories of this glorious day were at the equally glorious Fez a few years back when we ran around convincing girls and their assets to pose for photos. Its amazing what a few brutal fruits and the random naming of a day can do.
Go forth and prosper friends. I will be attending my cousins pre-wedding party where the only bosoms on show will belong to my family members and thats just wrong.
