Post 1: A wolf among the chickens...

I had to laugh hard today so decided to share it with you. Went quietly ambling down the stairs at varsity and witness a young gun throwing a massive tantrum at the 'unavailability' of the chicken burger guy.

The soliloquy went something like this:

"What the fuck! Are you fucking kidding me? I am more starved for food than John is for action and he ain't fucking here! There is just this fuckin bare-foot earth couple wearing matching tie-dyed sarongs making flower kids on the bench. Where the fuck is my CHICKEN...?"


Classic I thought. Not to sure who John is but I suppose where there is smoke there is fire. Sorry John. Oh and by the way pal. Ash has moved the chicken burger franchise to where Steers was...

Post 2: Rockstar of the moment.

We haven't had such a quick turnover of incumbent rockstar moment holders since Dboy replaced himself after nailing number 2 in successive weeks. This week it goes to the face behind the corporate personality that is the Chicken Burger.

After years of unofficial vending out on the grassy islands pocketed around varsity, Ash has taken his franchise north into a permanent fixture that is the Food Court. He snatched the title deed out from under Steers nose like Warren Buffet in a GEICO move. Impressive Ash.

Although you are more accustomed with the prize than we are I am sure you will savour it as much as we do....