They say Michaelangelo's David is the perfectly proportioned male figure. I am not too sure about that since The Makers second worst punishment after red hair is curly hair but I'll give the statue two things:
A- He is cut to shit and could probably crack a walnut in those abs; and
B- He has Adriana Lima in his crotch.
How this relates to this, the second day of Spring, also being the birthday of our favourite rockstar I am not sure. Maybe it is cause he is also pretty ripped, and because the only way he'll ever have Lima in his crotch his through my help.
Happy birthday big guy. Bring back your gap-year paycheck so you can buy us a round.
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