Every man worth his salt loved Boondock Saints. Yes it is cool to walk around in black half length trenchcoats and recite latin phrases at will but it is friggan cool to take it upon yourself to eradicate bad people vigilante style.
Well, we've taken it upon ourselves to create a continuum in such thought and stamp out idiocy vigilante style.
Target 1: Acquired.
Walked onto my small campus early this morning to find a guy (who was an idiot before this social indiscretion) sporting a puppy to campus. Added to this, he was standing at the end of the coffee queue. For those of you who don't understand the significance of where he positioned himself, the coffee table is akin to the watercooler in gym.
Puppies belong at home. The reason guys bring puppies to varsity (or anywhere) is not so poor Friddel doesn't get lonely at home but because he needs a way to get chicks attentions.
You might as well bring a baby elephant (pachyderms are cute too you know) and stray paint on it in bring orange, "I use infantile animals as bait..." Now watch the girls come running.
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