You choose…

So as rockstar things go if you’re a pretty decent looking fellow, with a nice career full of potential and have some what of an ability to woo good looking ladies you are almost guaranteed to crack the nod. Bar any family history of red hair or a childhood nickname of the Una-bomber (because you act like Ted Kaczynski or cause you resemble him) you probably are a bit of a rockstar.

Hypothetically, say those decent good looks were more akin to say cover model looks, the nice career was one playing pro football for the Arizona Cardinals and the young lady you are wooing is in fact all over you, and she happens to look like, actually happens to be, Paris Hilton and not only that but you stole her from straight under the large roman proboscis of a Greek guy who has more yachts on the Mediterranean than he has hairs on his head. Well the Greek guy I speak of is Niarchos Stavros, he is hairy, and that isn’t a hypothetical situation cause it is Matt Leinart’s life in one paragraph.

The Rockstar Standard Bar was just raised a few bars…

This was posted on the most up-to-date celebrity gossip blog available, wwtdd.com, earlier this week:

"A rumor that has been around for a while picked up steam today, namely that Paris Hilton is crushing on USC quarterback Matt Leinart. Sources confirmed their friendship after Hilton was seen wearing a brown wig on a date with the Heismann Trophy winner earlier this week."

And then later this week:

"Stavros arrived around 1a.m. and spent an hour crying and ringing her door bell, begging to be let in. Around 2 am Paris finally let him in and the screaming continued. We are told they were so loud the fight could be heard outside the house. Stavros was heard hollering 'Take me back!' and 'I give you everything!' Sources say during the fight Matt Leinart's name was brought up a few times ...”

Well if you spent your day bleak that you haven’t achieved enough in your allotment of years so far, this probably makes it worse…