WHY2K…?

I think that title is fairly witty don’t you. Well at least not until I explain why. You see we just received our 2000th hit. Admittedly that is a great deal less hits than your average Kenilworth tik addict street kid but it’s pretty good considering we’re just a site run by two brother, with internet access, sharing a cell in Foxriver Prison and not orientalwhore.com. (the part about who we are might be untruthful)

Due to the nature of our blog we haven’t been too perturbed at the low rise in hits. From the start we didn’t expect to rise from being an unknown entity to a celebrated must read quicker than say, Wendell Sailor is leaving the NSW Waratahs' to continue his career on the wing for the Bogotá Bashers. (heard the perks in the Columbian league are plentiful) However our reserved enthusiasm was unfounded and we are now getting smacked around online…

We can only attribute our success to our merry band of rock star readers. Internationally (like America, Georgetown, the Seychelles and Malaysia) people have picked up on our quiet little piece of Eden online and regularly have a check in to see whats on the go. If you’re one of them, Thanks pal!!!

Yes rockstars we are immensely happy, fuck it I’m going out on a limb here, we are happier than Sean Clarkie after an 8 month drought followed by a night of passion on the dance floor of tiger with a cute blonde sexy set of Australian hands in his undershorts.

To celebrate we are going to publish for you this wondrous little quip. The Waratahs’ were rocked in their Wellington hotel room last night by an earthquake that measured 7.4 on the Richter’s scale. All the sleeping players were woken except loosie Stephan Hoiles.

His quip: “I don’t get out of bed for anything under 7,5!”

Priceless - What a rockstar. What a pity Jerry Collins, Chris Masoe and Rodney Soialo add up to at least 40 on the scale…