Surprisingly this hasn't been picked up by the usually omnipotent WWTD, or it's South African offspring (clone is such a harsh word) - Splattermail, but be that as it may, we here at Rockstar believe in plagiarising only the best stories for you, even if we have to steal them from a Chanel Tortoiseshell Sunglasses wearing "internet" nerd.
So without further ado, Rockstar is proud to present the newest addition to 50 Cent's Jeeee-Unit stable - Ms Natalie Portman. While you might not be able to imagine Natalie as a hardcore gangsta rapper, it's probably just because you don't realise how difficult it is growing up privileged and then having to go to Harvard.
I was going to put up a different picture to that on 2oceansvibe, but then your girlfriend gave me a handjob and I felt sleepy. Click on the delectable Nat to watch. And give it a moment to load, it's like foreplay.
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