Axe-cellant...

Ever gotten that rotten feeling when you pulling a girl a your good mate 'called' and has feelings toward. Fair, you beat him to the race but you still cogniscent of the fact that she, the woman he has pined over, is dryhumping you whilst simultaneously licking your epiglottis? I think it's that hint of a feeling you get just before you want to go introduce his whitehorse to him and rub his nose in it!

Anyway I have that feeling now! (sorry pal) Why? Because I am writing a post my co-contributor would be yearning to write. Problem for him is whilst he is in a foreign land he doesn't have access to SA television and hasn't seen my subject matter, the new Axe ad.

The first time I saw it was last night during Grey's Anatomy. (meredith...sigh) It plays a reel of these college students doing the most insane coinage tricks you will ever see. Rockstar found this clip (the full version) on collegehumor.com a few month backs and wouldn't shut up about how unbelievable it is...

You need the download patients of a horny 40 plus year old man waiting for asianwhore.com to send him their entire video library it takes so long but Rockstar vows it is worth it. (apparently the porn thing is too but that's speculation) Every concievable angle there exists from where it should be impossible to bounce a coin in a cup is proven as possible.

The whole thing is pretty mindless and the end statement says: 'Get a girlfriend'! Well, it is mindless but also lank impressive so worth looking out for. And if you are quietly quipping to yourself how funny the irony is about me having time to write a post about an ad saying if you have time for mindless things get a girlfriend? Go blow yourself, because every girl you wish was your girlfriend wishes they could be mine...