Burning Bright...

I don't think I am the first person to bring you the news that today sees the opening of the Cape Town branch of the national 'super-club' Tiger Tiger, because with the amount of money they spent on a 5fm national advertising campaign I am sure you all already know.

But do you know what this entails for us?

Well the kicker for many of us is finally a club has come to Cape Town bringing the offer of real drinks special and maybe, just maybe, even a pigs night! Now don't confuse my excitement to this as testament to the fact that I am claiming to be a heavy drinker. Instead as with any young man whose early introduction to the going out scene happened in KZN will tell you that an 'all you can drink' evening has fantastic repercussions that make a night very enjoyable. It is amazing the lubricating effect a hefty entrance fee and refillable glass can have on an evening. (read pussycat doll post below to see desired such results.)

However even such a 'hefty' entrance fee pales in significance to the door charges of other Cape Town night spots where you still get charge R14 for a not-so-bitterly cold MGD. Sure the 50ZAR entrance at Ignite is equated by the amount of hot chicks walking around, but their pretention at being 'uber cool' and model-esque is rather nauseating.

Instead (hopefully) Tiger might bring us loads of such hot women liquored on aforementioned cheap drinks and eager to act in debaucherous and prurient ways...

Got this from Tiger Rivonia's website: You see plentiful drunk ass. Sure they not the hottest girls around but remember they are Joburg chicks...

The kicker? Well the big question on everyones minds is which angle are Tiger going to go for? With a no under 23 friday door policy at a club that is situated in the heart of the countries den of underage drinking I wonder how it will survive? I ensivage one of two results: (1) They will concede defeat and turn a blind eye to anyone under23 or (2) anyone in the market of producing counterfeit ID permits will have enough money to buy a house in clifton...

The other thing Tiger offers? Well they do have the world's most notorious bouncers in the stupidity and criminal activity categories so I am sure we will have a law suit before Winter. I just hope I am not the guy who get launched face first from the balcony into Main Road for carrying a fake ID and faker moustache...