Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sex Panther?


Brian Fantana: Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. It's a formidable scent, it stings the nostrils...in a good way.
Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.





After spending time with Dalia Lama in Tibet, he let us in on his secret for getting women. Sex Panther. after promising to make him Rockstar of the moment we managed to bring you back some of the real stuff. Lately it's been rebranded Sex Appeal but it still contains real bits of panther - so you know it's good.


Do yourself a favour and read the packaging. Available from Everest Mart, Kathmandu, Nepal. And, no, they don't deliver.

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