Someone in the print media industry is taking the piss. Throwing back the sunday times and a cappuccino yesterday morning accidentally saw the paper fall right open on the backpage of the main section. I was aiming to enjoy a good read about WP choking on their chances of a Currie Cup semi but instead got the Jacobzuma aids equivalent of sexual reproduction.
My memory of my first birds and the bees talk with my belter grade 7 ´life skills´ teacher Ms Davies is fairly vivid but I don´t recollect her explaining the fusion on the male and female gamete as going in a dip in an enchanted pool. Nicole Kidman however begs to differ.
NK who is describing her sexual exploits as akin to the Virgin Mary, seems to claim that her new bouncing baby girl Sunday Rose. (yes that is what she named it) was born the conventional way, and by that she isn´t referring to some non-missionary acrobatic position. She, and in all seriousness, attributes the 'miracle' birth of her daughter to the health-giving pristine waters in which she swam while filming the Baz Luhrmann blockbuster Australia near Kununurra in the remote north of WA.
Sky News reported that the 41-year-old Aussie said she and six other women who swam in the waters of a small town in Australia all fell pregnant. She never thought that she would get pregnant, but after this magical swim, “seven babies were conceived. There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming … so we can call it the fertility waters now,” Kidman said.
This is fantastic. Are her and ex-Tom Cruise having a media showdown over who can say the outrageous thing? There is naat a fuck any right minded guy should let his girl going swimming in Western Australia then, and not because she might fall pregnant, but because by the looks of it the tyke will come out with red hair...
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