Increase your Libido by 100 fold ...
No, not really. Why are you even reading this? Do you have problem? Do you need viagra? Penis pump maybe? Surgical extension? Probably not. But if I get one more damn email offering to turn my wenis into a multi-coloured, 18-inch, rotating, vibrating pineapple-y tasting machine I might just start feeling like I do.
Two points. My first is a question, and the second is a comment.
1) How do these companies know I'm a guy when they email this junk to me? Or do girls get it too? I mean, I'm sure they get it but ... uh ... I'm just going to stop there.
2) I don't need it. It works just fine. My lady-friends all tell me it the size of the ship, not the motion of the ocean. Or was it the other way around? Either way, no complaints here. So stop sending me these ridiciulous emails.
No, not really. Why are you even reading this? Do you have problem? Do you need viagra? Penis pump maybe? Surgical extension? Probably not. But if I get one more damn email offering to turn my wenis into a multi-coloured, 18-inch, rotating, vibrating pineapple-y tasting machine I might just start feeling like I do.
Two points. My first is a question, and the second is a comment.
1) How do these companies know I'm a guy when they email this junk to me? Or do girls get it too? I mean, I'm sure they get it but ... uh ... I'm just going to stop there.
2) I don't need it. It works just fine. My lady-friends all tell me it the size of the ship, not the motion of the ocean. Or was it the other way around? Either way, no complaints here. So stop sending me these ridiciulous emails.
No, it's fine really. The groupies are happy
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