Punk’d

I should have opened my eyes. I feel stoopid for not realizing before I was ‘had’. I shouldn’t burden myself with further deprecation, I feel enough of an idiot as it is, and more to the point I am the victim here, and everyone else I told.

I doubt any reader actually read the article posted below when it was originally posted. Thankfully our editor-in-chief, Rockstar, (thanks chief) picked up on my not yet glaring oversight and took the article down within 30minutes. I have republished it to admit my error. Go read it.

I will admit many things, but cannot stoop so low to admit that I have been a victim of misleading advertising before this. I know many of you will coyly admit to the boys over a six pack of corona and pizza that you once woke up with chubby white-faced midget of a girl that when you first laid eyes upon her leering at you over the bar at Tiger the night before looked somewhat less chubby and far less pasty.

I think Maybelline and figure restricting jeans are to false advertising what ADSL is to cyber geeks, indispensable tools of the trade! Anyway, I’ve never been lured to take my clothes off for a luminescent slug of a women but I have parted with my money for something that I didn’t end up getting.

I mentioned I am not to proud to admit my mistakes, unlike the Blue Bulls who fired a backline coach in favour of scouting the wondrous talents of Pieter Rossouw. I am also not to proud to admit I so far have started every paragraph with I, however I am contemplating changing that.

I (or not) was so beside my fucking self with the news of a Snow Patrol Signal Concert that I didn’t read the fine print. Snow Patrol actually isn’t playing. The lead vocalist from SP Gary and his keyboard tapping band cohort Tom are from the band Snow Patrol but will be performing a DJ set ‘picking as eclectic a selection of music as possible from tracks they love…’!

Look, I am still going to go and check it out. It should be a good evening. Although I did pay to watch Tiger Woods play golf but it turns out he is playing tennis instead. Thankfully I won’t wake up with dirty slug slime on me…


For tickets check out www.global-breakthrough.com!