The Update...

If you have 3 hours of free time lying around between gym and doing your daily stop checks at Clifton to ensure everything is as you left it go hang around channel 230. ESPN, the only channel you will find the highlights of this past weekends NFL play-off action.

It was such a good weekend of football. Every game was a buzzer hanger complete with game turning moment. The 'okay stop taking the piss' New England Patriots beat Jacksonville in a nail-biter. The Colts failed with 3 downs and goal to reclaim the lead against the Chargers in the final quarter and lost 28-24. The Giants upset the Dallas Cowboys 21-17 in yet another close one. Greenbay did hammer the Seahawks but it was exciting.

I know that adds up to 12 hours of TV viewing but everyone has twelve hours to spare somewhere when the sun goes down. Please make an effort this weekend.

I checked. Clifton is fine.

I'll do your supersets and lifeguard the clifton honeys so you're free to enjoy... It's a fuck load more exciting that watching 5 days worth of Dale Steyn fast bowling and Graeme Smith's apple sourz swigging...

And in other news...

Ewoudt Van der Linde - surprisingly not a stage name!

This is arb but interesting. The muppet in the Bulls suit that does flickflaks around fortress Loftus in the searing highveld 3pm heat is now the team doctor for the u19s and u21s. I love overachieving medic students. They always have that annoying knack of having CVs longer than Joyce novels, but this guy is rounded off with the fact that he is a circus midget.

And lastly...


Did anyone watch the Osprey's this weekend. A bit of magic there..! Oh and yes, the chargers have been dropped. Insufficient evidence or celebrity status? Not sure, but if Maori rugby players can evade the law and beat their wives, why can't I drink on trains and call girls fat?