The Challenge...

Our good friends at collegehumour.com are running a series of competition of late to keep you busy between facebook and hanging yourself. I hope that since you are reading this you are on your way breaking free from both these horrid ends.

Moving along, the first competition is for the stupidest question in a varsity lecture. So far it is mildly amusing. The second competition is for the "Hottest College Girl". It's still in the fledgling stages but I might find the latter a tad less mild...

The Nominees

A) University of Massachusetts, Amherst, MA

In a class called animal virology, talking about the different kinds of viruses.

Girl who never puts her hand down: "What kind of virus is bacteria?"

Professor: "You should drop this class."

B) University of Massachusetts, Dartmouth, MA

During my Ethics class today...

Professor: So there are 5 people that need organs, and they will die tomorrow if they don't receive a transplant. A healthy person comes in for a routine check up. Is it right to kill him and use his organs to save the others?

Dumbass: How can you live without lungs, a heart and kidneys?

Professor: You can't. That's why this is an ethics course.

C) University of North Carolina, Charlotte, NC

In an intro to biology talking about heart conditions related to cholesterol

Professor: So can anyone tell me which gender we associate more with heart conditions?

The Brilliance: Old people!?

D) Southeastern Louisiana University, Hammond, LA

Happened today in my Econ class...

Professor: Okay, put everything away, we're having a quiz today to make sure everyone's been studying.

Genius: Can we use our notes?

Professor: *Sighs* No.

E) Iowa State University, Ames, IA

Bio Professor: ...so that is why if you don't drink enough water, one becomes dehydrated and could eventually die.

Blondie: Why can't we just drink our spit?

Bio Professor: Leave please.