The Secret...

Secrets are only best kept when you realize their truth and need to share them with as many people as possible. We are givers here. We have a secret and we need to share it because it certainly has been kept exceptionally well.

We also share it because even if you do know about this rich pool of talent we have unearthed we know that you are hardly any competition that would suffice in preventing us from still having first pick from the resources.

Menlyn: Home to the Rolling Mall...

Rockstars we give you very possibly the richest vein of talent from which you can showstopper search. Pretoria!!!

The three egg omellete maker..!

The Blue Bulls come from Pretoria and we never really have much too nice to say about them. However we, like Eddie Jones, have made the realization that beyond a sturdy tight five, Union Buildings and an excellently formed rolling maul, Pretoria has a great deal to offer.

The 1st and 2nd Princess just didn't have the easy load feature...

The corridors and shops of Brooklyn Mall and Menlyn are densely populated with such a wide array of good looking broads a semi-retarded fool whose looks match his water boiling at room temperature IQ could find himself a beauty queen breakfast maker..!

Robbie Wessles and the travelling Wilburys...

AND...don't be perturbed, many of these girls are English, although unfortunately are diseased with that very Afrikaans fashion sense but that can easily be cured with the healthy vaccine of a couple of issues Marie Claire and maybe a short trip to Europe or a week long tour of the Camps Bay strip.

Dress sense: Curable

Yes, these girls may be iron ore and need to be refined, but at least you're not chasing coal looking for a diamond. Rich, rich vein...