4 week lights...

Some of us have holidays and then there are others that have real holidays. You can only really fall into the latter category if your trip starts with 12hours travel in an economy class airline seat with only a thin metal armrest separating you from belter...


The natural laws of preemption dictate that if you usually wish for something you end up not getting it. I stupidly asked to please sit next to a belter in an exclamation to a car carrying Jay, .9 and The Guv. They rightly pointed out there was no fuckin chance!


Well boys, it seems my four week trip to Thailand has evaded all laws of chance because I managed to get placed next to the hottest girl on the plane. She wasn't ugly..! I'll tell you about our stop over in singapore another time.