Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Leasing v Purchasing...

Financial decisions are never very east to make and the difference between leasing property and buying it is such a decision. Since you can only know about something if you can measure it lets look at it through the numbers, using the 'Paul McCartney-Heather Mills' divorce example:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which is highly unlikely) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is what you bought!

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute cracker, charges $4,000 an hour. FOR ANYTHING!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Had Sir Paul 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every year for 5 years, saving himself a whopping $41.7 million.

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old smoking hot babe, no begging, no coxing, never a headache, who will go anything and can do anything plus she leaves when you are done and comes back for more when you ask. At 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

I think you should consider leasing...

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