Patron: Hayi China, can I get four jagie-explosions and a vodka bill.
Rockstar Shop Steward: No problem, sir would you prefer a single or a double vodka with your redbull.
Patron: I thought you were sold out of singles...make it a double.

Wow. It would seem Cape Town's glorious summer is beginning to be overtaken by the big spending, chain wearing men from Jozi. Bring them...
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